Memorable Moments.

On 7th August 2010 was like one of the most memorable moments for me. So Sarah, Nisa and me decided to go to Pavilion. So we gathered at UKM station around 10 o clock. So Sarah said her dad was going to meet me or something. I was like ''Oh shiiit o.o'' and I keep imagining stuff like her dad was going to be like ''You will suffer me,biatch'' or ''Touch her and i'll break your arms''. But yeah Sarah's dad was not like that. It was just me and my imaginations and thank god he didn't got out of his car when she arrived at UKM. Then, we bought our tickets and we got on the train. It was so crowded! So we got seperated for a while. I was crushing this old woman. I felt so bad because she was suffocating. I was bored so I decided to play this trick on Sarah and Nisa. They were like a few metres away from me and I was out of their view. Plus the crowd hid me well. So I texted them ''OMG A GUY PUSHED ME OUT OF THE TRAIN!''. I looked at them and they were like looking around for me,haha! I totally giggled on my own at the back. After that I got a seat but it we were like 1 station away that time. I was glad Nisa and Sarah was getting along. After we got out of the train, Sarah kicked me at the shin for playing that trick on them lol. I think that was sweet though. So we walked to KL monorail. Nisa led the way. Thank god someone knows the way. We rode the monorail and on our way to Pavilion :)

SO WE REACHED PAVILION! YAYYYY :D EVERYONE WAS EXCITED. I snapped a few photos of Sarah and Nisa at the Pavilion entrance. They're just adorable together! So we went to GSC after that. We decided to watch Inception. The movie starts at 12:30 P.M so it was like around 11 that time so we went to the food court at the lower levels. We all drank Iced Lemon Tea. We talked for a while and then we started doing something random. There was like this fat brute who was blending some fruits. So Sarah and I decided to just stare at him and see how he reacts. She recorded that moment. But the fat guy didn't stare at us :( He was too comitted with his job! So it was nearly 12:30, so we went back to the cinema and bought some snacks. This was my second time watching this movie so I was like a bit bored. I did some annoying noises like biting my cheezels bit by bit like a bunny. I like it when you guys laugh. Soooooo we watched the moviieeee and then some nerdwad called Nisa that made her TALK OUT LOUD. It totally distracted a few people. Sarah was a bit disappointed with the ending which made her crushed her popcorn and it was all over the floor o_o so we exited the cinema and went to the surau on the 5th floor. Nisa had to wait outside because she...uhhh...well... You know >_> wemen. At the surau's hallway, I danced a bit because there was this funky music. Sarah told me to never do that again and yeah I know it was creepy.

We went to the Apple Store after that. Sarah snapped a phew photos on Macbook with different effects and stuff. We did loads of silly poses! Then,she wanted to post those pictures on Facebook. But we don't have access to that. We asked one of the staff's there and they said we can't use the internet. Pfffttt cheapos. What would you expect from a chinese. Haha so I love this part. Sarah tried every available option to post those photos. She went to yahoo mail,gmail,myspace and a bunch of others. In the end, she just had to snap those photos using her camera,haha. She just never gives up. Wemen. After that, we went to the Fish Spa. Nisa dosen't want to try the Fish Spa. I felt bad because I had enough money. So it's just me and Sarah. Sarah couldn't stop laughing when she dunked her foot in the water. Omg the fish was sooooo turning me on! Kidding. There we're like dozens of fish sucking the crap out of my foot and there were like only 3-4 on Sarah,haha. Oh and she talked to this nice couple. I think I heard them said that they were Irish or something. So after that me and Sarah talked for a while. Something about her summer assignment. It was fun listen to her talking. I tried my best not to be boring o_o. So loads of fish left us and went to this other chinese guy's foot. I told sarah to go like ''OH LOOK! WHAT'S THAT!??!'' to draw that guy's attention while I scare the fish away from his legs but she thought that it was not such a good idea,haha. So we decided to the opposite side where there aren't that many people. So this pool has loads of big fishes. Most of them were pulling my hair off -_-' so yeah it kinda hurt. It's like being stung by a thousand needles. Sarah still didn't attract many fish. I think it's because her feet smells. She told me to wiggle my legs a bit so that the fish would stop sucking on my legs and go to hers instead. But yep. Attempt failed. They still came to me. Haha I guess i'm too hot and irresistable. What? I am o_o. Okay so our time was up. Sarah soaked half of her jeans. Haha she looked silly that time and we left. We had fun :)

So I looked for a present for Sarah as a memory for her when she goes back to the States. I saw this awesome gift but the price rose! I WAZ LIKE WTFFF IT WAS RM42 LAST WEEK AND NOW IT'S RM69!!!!!! I looked at my wallet and I have like RM52 left. Saaaaaadddd :( so we surfed around the store for a bit and saw a lot of cool items. And then...... DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNNNNNN. My mom called. She told me when I was coming home and I told her not to worry and yada yada yada. So we couldn't find anything interesting there, so we left the store. We walked around for a bit and boom! It just hit me. I found something perfect for her! I'm skipping the part when we visited S&J Gift shop lol. Okay so we went to Converse and I remembered there was this cute pencil case that looks like a shoe. And it even has a cheetah pattern which resembles her clothes in her previous facebook picture! Yayyy so I bought her that gift, and she really liked it I guess. I was very glad. Then she gave me her present that she bought from Kelantan. At first I was like ''Huh?Is this a flute?'' but I blew and there was no sound. Sarah told me that I was doing it wrong. So I pulled this stick that was inside that flute-whatever-thingy and I broke it D:!!!!! OMGGG! IT WAS SUCH A LOVELY PRESENT! AND I BROKE IT! I FELT SO GUILTY AND I STILL AM!! SORRY SARAH :( IT WAS TOTALLY MY FAULT! So yeah I felt really bad. She tried to fix it but it's just..... unfixable. She told me not to worry about it. Omg I felt so suckish back then.

So I was glad that Sarah was not mad at me. The day was getting darker. So I thought it was best if we went home now. So we were on our way to the KL monorail again. There were like a lot of punks hanging out on the street and it totally pisses me off when they were like ''Hey baby'' at Nisa. Omg I felt like kicking their nuts. So we were at this Zebra Cross and the traffic light was red. But people crossed anyway and I was like ''Pffttt Malaysians. They just don't follow the rules'' and Sarah was like ''Yeah''. And then there was no car on the road but the light was still red. So I said ''Heck,it's fun to be a Malaysian sometime'' and we crossed the road. Then we took a train back to UKM. Nisa,Sarah and me talked a lot in the train. It was totally fun and I really enjoyed it. Nisa said ''nigger'' all of a sudden because there was two black dudes right beside us lol. Omg I was like totally creeped out because those guys were huge and if they heard Nisa, we would totally be in trouble and i'd probably get his knuckle sandwich lol. Sarah was supposed to stop at Station Bangi but she accidently bought a UKM ticket. So there's really not much to tell now. After we reached at UKM station,my mom called me again and told me if i had arrived yet. So I said no because Sarah's dad wasn't here yet so I lied to my mom. Hey. A guy's gotta do what guys gotta do. My mom was like so pissed haha but nah it wasn't a big deal. So Sarah's dad arrived a few minutes later. I didn't have a chance to say a proper goodbye but oh well. I was glad that Nisa came along because if it wasn't for her, this outing would be a total disaster. I'm glad that they're getting along. I was really happy that yesterday went really well. I was glad when you guys said that you had fun. I totally had fun yesterday and it was like one of the sweetest moments in my life :D Sooo yeah thank you for this awesome outing. I wish we could do it again. You guys are sooooo fun and I totally love you guys! I really wish that we could stay in touch eventhough when we're far away. And i'm gonna be reallllllllyyy REALLLLLYYYY SADDDDD when Sarah goes back to New Jersey :( Time moves so quick. Sooo yeah that's about it. I hope you guys enjoyed reading this as I did writing it and once again i'm really glad that you guys had fun with me yesterday :)


To my friends,
Sarah and Nisa,
May our friendship last forever.

Chapter 7 : Bite to Eat

Akmal invited Nizar, Faiz, and Akram to his house. His house is dirty as fuck and there are loads of maggots on the ceilings. Akmal went to the kitchen to cook some grub.

Nizar: Great. Got out of one shithole, and into another.
Akmal: [From the kitchen] What was that?
Nizar: Oh nothing.

Akmal brought some food on a plate for each person. There are no chairs, so they sat on the ground with their legs crossed. Faiz,who couldn't control his gluttony, ate like a greedy pig.

Faiz:*SCRUNCH* Thish ish good! *CRUNCH,SMUNCH* What ish it? *LICKS*
Akmal: Asses of pigs.
Faiz: BLAUGHHH!!!!

Faiz accidently spits the food at Akram's face.

Akram: GAH,SHIT MAN. DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO SPIT IT AT MY FACE?
Faiz:Sorry, bruh. I don't eat my own kin.
Akmal: o.O You can have mine. It's dog ass.
Faiz: AWESOME. *EATS*

Some maggots from the ceiling fell onto Nizar's food and laid some eggs.

Nizar: This is uber lame and gay.
Akmal:Adds the flavour to the food.
Akram: I bet there is a reason why you brought us here.
Akmal:Yes there is. You see this land....
Faiz: *SCRUNCH,CRUNCH*
Akmal: Was once ours until.....
Faiz: *SLURRPP,LICKS*
Akmal: ......Those invaders came and took our--
Faiz: *SLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP*
Akmal: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Faiz: No,you.
Akmal: No,you!
Faiz: You infinity.
Akmal: GRRRRR.....
Nizar: Oi, you were saying?
Akmal: Well.... They took--
Faiz:Your mama.
Akmal:NO. They took our lands and our food supplies so we have to eat THIS CRAP EVERY DAY! So we just want--
Faiz:Your grandma.
Akmal: .......want our--
Faiz:Your happy-slappy grandpappy.
Akmal: OKAY, THAT'S IT. THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
Faiz: Nothing. I just don't like you.
Akmal: WELL I HOPE YOU LIKE MY FIST UP YOUR--
Akram: Whooooaaaa,relax.
Akmal: OKAY. JAYSUS. A lot of my people died of starvation and those invaders camped exactly where we gather our food supplies.
Akram: Okay okay okay. So let me take a leap of faith here. You want us to go there, and kill every one of them?
Akmal: Yes.
Faiz: OIIIIINNNNNKKKKKKKK~!

Everyone looks at Faiz. -silence-

Faiz:Oops...Sorry. I do that when I'm very surprised.
Nizar:You want our help?Cough up some money cuz it ain't free.
Akmal: Money?What the crap is that?
Nizar: What about gold?
Akmal:Uhhh.....gold?
Nizar: OMFG THIS PLACE IS SUCH AN EPIC FAIL.
Faiz: What he meant was, what's in it for us?
Akmal: We won't kill you.
Faiz: Oh.... Fair enough.
Nizar: Okay i'm just curious. Why are you naked and hairy? I mean... I can see your eeky ding dong. Dosen't that bother you?
Akmal:No,not really.
Faiz: Haha he has a small ding dong.
Akmal: Oh really?
Faiz: Yeah I bet your wife don't feel a thang. Sad.
Akmal: That's not what your mom said last night.
Faiz: ......WHAT THE HELL?
Akram: So where is this camp?
Akmal: Up north. 17 hours of walking.
Faiz: What the hell,man? Why do we have to walk? Don't you have like horses or something?
Akmal: We ate our horses o.O
Faiz: Great......
Nizar: And you better not faint this time,Faiz.I don't want to carry you again for 8 hours like last time. I can hardly breathe.
Faiz: Dude you really need to work on your stamina. You're weak.
Nizar: I'm not the one who faint after 5 minutes of walking -_-'
Faiz: Yeah. Laugh it up. Laugh it up. My time will come.
Nizar: Whatever.
Akram:Uhh guys.... Group meeting for a second.

Akram,Nizar and Faiz formed a circle and talked it out. After a few minutes, Akram confront Akmal.

Akram: Okay. We've decided to help you,on one condition.
Akmal: And that is....?
Akram: You must come with us. If Faiz faints, you must carry him.
Akmal: Fine ¬_¬
Faiz: YAY ^^!
Akram: Okay. We'll leave tommorrow. Give us time to gear up. You can lead the way.
Akmal: Sure. I know this place like the back of my hand.

The next day,at dawn.

Akmal: You guys ready??
Akram: Yeah!
Faiz: HELL YEAH!
Nizar: What o.o?
Akmal: Okay. It's GO-TIME!

[crickets]

Akmal: Uhhh....Which way is North o.O?
Akram,Faiz & Nizar: FAAAAIIIILLLLLLLLLLL.




TO BE CONTINUED....

Why Bitches Are hot but a Pain in the Ass

Note that I have no idea why i'm writing this but it's just that my blog really need some updating.

So why are bitches are such a pain on the butt?
My friend,Hiikari or whatever her name is,told me that bitches always do what they want to do.
Is it true?
Well through my life experiences,I think im gonna have to agree with Hiikari.

Well some people think that bitches are like....Robots lol.
I must admit I like bitches myself,their hot,their skanky,their horny, and would totally get laid with every guys at every corner.

Like Paris Hilton.
WOOOO THIS IS ONE NASTAY LIL BITCH.
So why does everyone says that Paris is quite of a bitch fit?
Well I did some research on google and stuff.
Most of her schoolmates says that she turns out to be quite a bully.
Well you don't need to wonder why.She's spoiled =o!

One more thing about chicks like Paris Hilton, they always think their a goody-goody.
I mean,what the hell?Paris Hilton went for acting?THEN SINGING?AH MAN SHE SOUNDED LIKE A HIPPO GETTING SQUEAZED BY AN ANACONDA.
Well she thinks she's good at acting. I remember the time when I watched one of her movies,''The House Of Wax'', well her character in the movie is like...a whore lol.
She makes out with this black dude or something inside a tent. She's also acting as a bitch.
It's more like ''The House For Sex'' to her than ''The House of Wax''.
I also remember the time when she said ''Oh I'm going to win Oscar Awards and im a better actor than Gwyneth Peltrow''.

Lol,bitch please.Look yourself up a mirror =) Gwyneth has won a lot more oscars than you.
How much have you won?Yeah...NONE.Gwyneth is also hotter than you :P.

Well i'd love to chat more about bitches.But I think I need to save the rest for the last.
Thank you for wasting your time reading this stupid blog lol.

And here's a word of advice to all you girls out there :)


DONT
BE
A
BITCH
LOLOLOLAOAOLAOALOALAOAL.

So why are bitches such a pain up the butthole?

BECAUSE THEY DRIVE US INSANE!

Chapter Six:Misunderstanding

Back to our handsome,buffed and macho hero.

Who is about to....

RUMBLE!

The beasts unties Akram and brought him into the arena.

The Hairy Chief(Akmal) took out two spears and gave one to Akram so that it would be a fair fight.Other beasts are gathering around the arena,jumping and screaming which sounded like a donkey.

Akmal:Priya ook agh nugam ik!
Akram:I dont know what that means but im gonna KICK YOUR HAIRY ARSE *shows middle finger*

Akmal lunged towards Akram but Akram dives beside and gave him a big smack on the head with the backside of his spear.That dosent seem to affect him.

Akram: What the fuc--?

Akmal gave a single blow at Akram's chest and he nearly flew 6 feet away from Akmal.

Akram:*cough,cough* that was gay *cough*
Akmal: *laughs*

The other beasts was cheering.Akram got up and took up his spear.He threw it towards Akmal but he dodged it like matrix and it hit one of the audience.

Akmal:(WHAT THE FUCK?THAT'S MY GRANDMOTHER!NOW YOUR GONNA DIE!)

Akmal threw his spear towards Akram too but Akram dodged it as well and the spear hit one of the audience.

Akmal:(Oh my god...I KILLED MY OWN WIFE!)*kneels down and cries with his hands covering his face)

Akram took this chance.He charged towards Akmal and gave him a hard knee-up-to-the-jaw.

Akmal broke a few teeth and spits out blood.Now he was really pissed off.When Akmal was about to attack....

??????: STOP!

It grew quiet and both of them stopped fighting.Akram was surprised when he saw Nizar and Faiz behind a pale transparent looking man...who is floating on mid-air.

Faiz: Why the hell did you shout for?I WAS ENJOYING THE SHOW!
Rafaee:Yeah and watch your friend's balls get ripped?I dont think so.

The whole tribe grew silent and looked towards Rafaee.

Beast 1:(OUR GOD!HE'S BACK!)
Beast 2 :(NOT A MOMENT BUT TOO SOON!)
Rafaee:(You!) *points a finger Akmal*
Akmal:(Please if you would let me expla--)
Rafaee:(I told you there shall be no blood spilling on these grounds.YOU DIRTY CUR!)

Faiz and Nizar helped Akram up.

Faiz:You alright,mate?
Akram:I can manage.Who's that guy?
Nizar: ...Faiz's new pleasure toy..... *sulks*
Faiz:Shut the hell up,dude.
Akram:Whats going on?
Faiz:Nothing.He's just jealous cuz he didnt get penetrated by a rock hard dick.
Nizar:DID NOT!
Faiz:Lies.
Akram:Wtf?

The three heroes looked at Akmal,who is being lectured by Rafaee.They were talking in some weird language.

Faiz:Eh?He was talking english just now.Now he's talking like an indian.
Nizar: ............
Faiz:Omg are you done sulking?
Nizar: ......
Nizar:No.
Faiz:Retard.
Nizar:No your face.
Faiz:Gosh.When are you going to grow up?
Nizar:When are you going to grow a face?
Akram:Enough,you limp dick-fuckups.

Rafaee float towards the three of them.

Rafaee:Korjh poop lista mak na?
Akram:Lol wtf.
Rafaee:Oh sorry.You dont understand that language.Here,let me help.

Rafaee placed his hand on Akram's forehead and a small light appeared on Rafaee's palm.

Faiz & Nizar: Whoaaaaa.

Rafaee pulls back his hand.

Akram:(Aghhh.My head...)
Faiz:What?
Akram:(My head.I feel so dizzy)
Nizar:Dude,you sound like a retard.What the hell are you talking about?

Then,Rafaee did the same to Nizar and Faiz.

Nizar:(HOLY SHIT!IM TALKING LIKE A REAL INDIAN!THIS IS SO COOL!)
Faiz:(I thought you hated Indians.)
Nizar:(Well I do...But--Uhh...Ah to hell with you.)
Akram:(What did you just do?)
Rafaee:(Uhhh....I dont know how to explain it but...Oh you get the point.)
Akram:(Right.Now to have a few words with that big,old ape.)

Akram walks towards Akmal.

Akram:(Oi you hairy furball.Why did you want to fight with me?)
Akmal:(You've invaded our lands.This is our soil.Plus you pissed on our ancestors grave.)
Akram:(Pissed on your-- WHAT?I never did that,you fool.)
Akmal:(But that guy said--)

They both notices that Azlan has disappeared.

Akmal:(Wtf.)
Akram:(Oh I see.That guy must've told you that i've done bad things,right?)
Akmal:(Yes,you could say that.)
Akram:(God.If i ever see that guy again im gonna--)
Akmal:(Yeah yeah whatever.I bet you must be thirsty.)
Faiz:(Hungry too.)
Akmal:(Yeah that too.Come to my house and dine with me)
Akram,Nizar & Faiz:Sweet.



To be continued....

Randomness.

Hello everyone,I am Akram,the greatest comedian-genius to ever walk this earth.

I write this blog to you not as a God or an International Celebrity,but both.

And yes,Americans are extremely obese and ugly.

Because their nation is responsible for the deaths of millions of innocent people,I am indeed better.

Eventhough they build sub-part cars,I am indeed better--

I mean ''We'' Malaysians,are still better.

Much better than all of you unless YOU happen to be a Malaysian reading this and then YOU can post a comment to this blog or other blogs that we are better than everyone else as well.

Regardless,I have taken the time of my wholesome and superior Malaysian life to make a formal ''Go fuck yourself'' to other Country.

Be proud that your a Malaysian.

Other than that,

Due to a screwed up storyline,I am now going to stop making stories of our three hot & sexy heroes(unless if i change my mind.)

P.S

My blog owns others.

Chapter Five:The Homosexual Ghost

On the other side of the village.

Faiz:*wakes up* Ahh what the fuuckk...My heaaaddddd.
Nizar:Finally you woke up.It's been an hour now.
Faiz:What the fuck?Shiiittt!Im tied up!
Nizar:Yeah I noticed.These guys aint shit,ya dig?
Faiz:I dig,homie.Aight,foo.I need to tell you something very important,aite.
Nizar:What,yo?Wait why the fuck are we talking like this?
Faiz:Im starving.
Nizar:Uh yeah like I never heard that one before.
Nizar:Ah I think I can reach my knife in my sleeve.Just a little more-- YES!GOT IT!
Faiz:Yippee~!Cut loose your rope.After that,help me cut loose mine.
Nizar:Chill.This will only take a few seconds.


Three hours later...

Nizar:DAMN THESE ROPES!
Faiz:FUCKING HURRY UP!
Nizar:*cuts loose* YES!IM FREE!
Faiz:Yeah shut up and untie me.
Nizar:*gets up* Haha adios,sucker.
Faiz:Wait,what the fuck?
Nizar:Na,just messin with ya.

Nizar unties faiz's rope.

Faiz:Lets get the fuck outta here!
Nizar:Yeah lets!

As they we're trying to sneak out of the village,Nizar accidently step on a twig.Which makes a slight noise.Then,the creatures came rushing towards them.

Faiz:Aw you fucking bafoon!RUNNNN!!!

They were running as fast as they could.Then,they spotted a dark cave.

Nizar:INTO THAT CAVE!

They went into the cave.But,the creatures seems to be afraid of it.They yelped,and ran away.

Faiz:Hah!What pussies.Afraid of a dark cave.
Nizar:I dont know.But I have a bad feeling about this.
Faiz:Who caaarresssssssss?We're still alive!And thats that.Lets go deeper.We might find some food in there.
Nizar:Okay.
Nizar:Stay close.
Faiz:Yeah yeah.

As they went deeper,it gets darker.Later on,Faiz realised that he got seperated with Nizar.

Faiz:Nizar?Niiiizzaaarrr?
Faiz:Okay man.This aint funny.Where are you?
Faiz:Niiiizzaaaaaarrr??
Faiz:WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUUUUU!?
Faiz:Man.This place give me the creeps.

Then,faiz smell a sweet aroma.

Faiz:*sniff sniff* Aw god that smells like--...That smells like...*saliva coming out of his mouth* COOOOOKIIIIEEESSSSSSS!!!!

Faiz rushed towards the smell like a warthog.

Faiz:Oink!OIIINNNKKK!

Then,he spotted a jar of cookies.

Faiz:Mmmmmm....Coookiesssss.*takes the jar of cookies*

He spotted a peice of paper.

Faiz:Eh,what the crap is this?''Belongs to Rafaee.Do NOT take.''
Faiz:Yeah like I give a shit.
Faiz:*eats* Damn these are delicious.

Then,he heard a voice behind him.He turned around,but no one was there.He heard the voice again.It sounded like a guy was masturbating.

???:Uhhhh....Uhhhhhhhhh~
???:I want to suck you dick.
Faiz:What the fuck?
Faiz:Where are you?SHOW YOURSELF!
Rafaee:I've been dead for centuries.And I love your cock.
Faiz:*screams* GHOST!COCKSUCKING GHOOOOSSSTTTT!

Faiz ran as fast as he could.But he ran into a dead end.

Faiz:*pant,pant* I think *pant,pant* I've lost him.

Then,he heard a voice right beside his ears.

Rafaee:I wanna stick my weener in your butt.
Faiz:AAHHHWHWHW!!!!!!!!SHOW YOURSELF!!!!

Then,a ghost appeared.He's wearing a white cloth and his hair was very long.His nails is long as tree branches.His teeth,as sharp as a walrus.He came nearer to Faiz.

Rafaee:Skoopidy-doop-doop-boo!
Faiz:HOLY SHIT!NIZAARR!WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUU!?
Faiz:*whimpers* Pleasseeeeee.Please!What do you want?
Rafaee:I want some cookies and a dick!
Faiz:You can take my cookies!BUT YOU WONT TAKE MY DICK!
Rafaee:I dont think you understand.I've been dead for centuries.So how do you think I feel?

[Circkets]

Faiz:What?
Rafaee:Everytime a person comes into this cave,I would take advantage of them.
Faiz:What?NO!NOOOOO!
Rafaee:Are you ready for my spooky cock?>:)
Faiz:NO!NOT THE SPOOKY COCK!
Rafaee:Prepare to feel centuries of penetration!
Faiz:HELL NO!NIZAR!HELP MEEE!

As he was trying to run,the ghost held Faiz's legs.And he fell down to the ground.The ghost pulled down his zip using his mouth.

Rafaee:Rawr.
Faiz:NO!NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rafaee:It's raping timmmeee!
Faiz:No!NO!Dont stick that in there!NO!NOOOOO!Ah-- Hey,wait a second.Ah it's not all that bad.I dont feel anything.I dont feel anything at all!I think I might do a crossword puzzle.Yeaaahhhhhh.

Then,Nizar walks in.And spotted Faiz.

Nizar:WHAT THE -BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-



Advice:Dont ever let anyone take advantage of you......Unless you want to :)



To Be Continued....

Chapter Four:The Tribe

Akram:*wakes up* Ughh...Damn it...Why do they always have to start with the head...

His vision was blur at the moment.Then he realised that his wrist was tied up against a tree.

Akram:*struggles*Ah shit.*struggles harder*
????:That wont do any good.
Akram:Huh?

Akram looks beside him and notice there is a man in a torn up clothes,who was also tied up against a tree.

Akram:Who are you?
????:My name is Azlan.I am a researcher.(note:Azlan is my eldest brother)
Akram:What brings a bloke like you into this part of the world?
Azlan:I am hired by a guy named Osama.He brought me here to do some research on some--
Akram:Okay can you skip to the part to how you ended up like this?
Azlan: ...Well I found out that Osama was up to no good.I overheard him saying that he's going to kill all of his workers once their done doing their part of the job.So I--
Akram:*yawn*
Azlan: ...So I ran away from headquarters.And the last thing I knew,something hitted me on the head and I passed out.
Azlan:*sigh* Crawl out of one hole,and into another -_-.
Akram:Bad luck,ol' chum.
Azlan:So how did you ended up here?
Akram: ...Not worth mentioning.
Azlan:O..kay.
Azlan:Great.Here comes the big ''Cheese''.
Akram:Eh?

Then came a big,furry,naked creature.Akram thought it was a human tiger.But ''it'' dosent have a tail.But it does have an anus.So it must be a human.The human came nearer to Akram.

Akram:Oh my god...I think im going to puke with that anus dangling in front of me.
????:Porche oot ekk jar Akmal.Plivio este bien lollolol pornhubbo questa?(My name is Akmal,Cheif of this tribe.What brings you outsiders to our Island?)
Akram:What the fuck is he talking about?
Azlan:He said he is the cheif.Dont worry.Let me handle this.I can speak their language.
Akram:Thank god.
Azlan(In his mind):[Im sorry,mate.But I have to use you to get out of this situation]
Azlan:*Foreign language*(My name is Azlan.I come in peace.I came here to warn you.There is a man here named Osama.He seeks to steal your land.)

Some of the people up the trees started to grunt and snort.

Akram:Okay.They look a bit pissed off there.
Azlan:Shush.Let me handle this.Just look at the Cheif's eye fiercely.
Akram:Why?
Azlan:Trust me!

Akram looked at the cheif's eye fiercely.Which caught the cheif's attention.His blood begins to boil.

Akmal:(How dare he look at me that way.I should cut off his eyes.)
Azlan:(As you can see,this son of a bitch beside me,is working for Osama.He is one of his top assasins.)

Then,the creatures started to turn wild.Some of them even roared.

Akram:Okay that dosent look good.
Azlan:(Oh god!He just said he pissed on your ancestors grave!)

The creatures are jumping up and down.They seemed very angry.

Akram:Okay they look very pissed off now.
Azlan:(He said he is going to rape your mom in front of your very eyes!)
Akram:Okay stop talking.Your making it worse.
Azlan:(He said he is going to burn your homes!)
Akram:OKAY STOP!
Azlan:(HE SAID FUCK YOUUUUUUUU!)

That really does it.The cheif and his tribe are at their limit.

Akmal:Lorque ke morissa sallamakar ho!
Azlan:He said he is going to fight you.
Akram:Oh hell no...Tell him I refuse.
Azlan:(He said he's going to dance on your grave when he's done with you)

The cheif cuts off both of their ropes on their wrist.

Akmal:(Im gonna make you bleed!)
Azlan:Guess he really does want to fight you.
Akram:Shit....


Let the madness begin...


To be Continued.