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Thursday, March 5, 2009

Chapter Four:The Tribe

Akram:*wakes up* Ughh...Damn it...Why do they always have to start with the head...

His vision was blur at the moment.Then he realised that his wrist was tied up against a tree.

Akram:*struggles*Ah shit.*struggles harder*
????:That wont do any good.
Akram:Huh?

Akram looks beside him and notice there is a man in a torn up clothes,who was also tied up against a tree.

Akram:Who are you?
????:My name is Azlan.I am a researcher.(note:Azlan is my eldest brother)
Akram:What brings a bloke like you into this part of the world?
Azlan:I am hired by a guy named Osama.He brought me here to do some research on some--
Akram:Okay can you skip to the part to how you ended up like this?
Azlan: ...Well I found out that Osama was up to no good.I overheard him saying that he's going to kill all of his workers once their done doing their part of the job.So I--
Akram:*yawn*
Azlan: ...So I ran away from headquarters.And the last thing I knew,something hitted me on the head and I passed out.
Azlan:*sigh* Crawl out of one hole,and into another -_-.
Akram:Bad luck,ol' chum.
Azlan:So how did you ended up here?
Akram: ...Not worth mentioning.
Azlan:O..kay.
Azlan:Great.Here comes the big ''Cheese''.
Akram:Eh?

Then came a big,furry,naked creature.Akram thought it was a human tiger.But ''it'' dosent have a tail.But it does have an anus.So it must be a human.The human came nearer to Akram.

Akram:Oh my god...I think im going to puke with that anus dangling in front of me.
????:Porche oot ekk jar Akmal.Plivio este bien lollolol pornhubbo questa?(My name is Akmal,Cheif of this tribe.What brings you outsiders to our Island?)
Akram:What the fuck is he talking about?
Azlan:He said he is the cheif.Dont worry.Let me handle this.I can speak their language.
Akram:Thank god.
Azlan(In his mind):[Im sorry,mate.But I have to use you to get out of this situation]
Azlan:*Foreign language*(My name is Azlan.I come in peace.I came here to warn you.There is a man here named Osama.He seeks to steal your land.)

Some of the people up the trees started to grunt and snort.

Akram:Okay.They look a bit pissed off there.
Azlan:Shush.Let me handle this.Just look at the Cheif's eye fiercely.
Akram:Why?
Azlan:Trust me!

Akram looked at the cheif's eye fiercely.Which caught the cheif's attention.His blood begins to boil.

Akmal:(How dare he look at me that way.I should cut off his eyes.)
Azlan:(As you can see,this son of a bitch beside me,is working for Osama.He is one of his top assasins.)

Then,the creatures started to turn wild.Some of them even roared.

Akram:Okay that dosent look good.
Azlan:(Oh god!He just said he pissed on your ancestors grave!)

The creatures are jumping up and down.They seemed very angry.

Akram:Okay they look very pissed off now.
Azlan:(He said he is going to rape your mom in front of your very eyes!)
Akram:Okay stop talking.Your making it worse.
Azlan:(He said he is going to burn your homes!)
Akram:OKAY STOP!
Azlan:(HE SAID FUCK YOUUUUUUUU!)

That really does it.The cheif and his tribe are at their limit.

Akmal:Lorque ke morissa sallamakar ho!
Azlan:He said he is going to fight you.
Akram:Oh hell no...Tell him I refuse.
Azlan:(He said he's going to dance on your grave when he's done with you)

The cheif cuts off both of their ropes on their wrist.

Akmal:(Im gonna make you bleed!)
Azlan:Guess he really does want to fight you.
Akram:Shit....


Let the madness begin...


To be Continued.

2 comments:

HAYA Akhir said...

Whoa, that was too furious... I like it... BTW, are u sure that Azlan in this story is ur older brother??? Not the ex-jess Azlan???

Anonymous said...

And the ghost had to Rafaee :/
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