Chapter 7 : Bite to Eat

Akmal invited Nizar, Faiz, and Akram to his house. His house is dirty as fuck and there are loads of maggots on the ceilings. Akmal went to the kitchen to cook some grub.

Nizar: Great. Got out of one shithole, and into another.
Akmal: [From the kitchen] What was that?
Nizar: Oh nothing.

Akmal brought some food on a plate for each person. There are no chairs, so they sat on the ground with their legs crossed. Faiz,who couldn't control his gluttony, ate like a greedy pig.

Faiz:*SCRUNCH* Thish ish good! *CRUNCH,SMUNCH* What ish it? *LICKS*
Akmal: Asses of pigs.
Faiz: BLAUGHHH!!!!

Faiz accidently spits the food at Akram's face.

Akram: GAH,SHIT MAN. DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO SPIT IT AT MY FACE?
Faiz:Sorry, bruh. I don't eat my own kin.
Akmal: o.O You can have mine. It's dog ass.
Faiz: AWESOME. *EATS*

Some maggots from the ceiling fell onto Nizar's food and laid some eggs.

Nizar: This is uber lame and gay.
Akmal:Adds the flavour to the food.
Akram: I bet there is a reason why you brought us here.
Akmal:Yes there is. You see this land....
Faiz: *SCRUNCH,CRUNCH*
Akmal: Was once ours until.....
Faiz: *SLURRPP,LICKS*
Akmal: ......Those invaders came and took our--
Faiz: *SLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP*
Akmal: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP?
Faiz: No,you.
Akmal: No,you!
Faiz: You infinity.
Akmal: GRRRRR.....
Nizar: Oi, you were saying?
Akmal: Well.... They took--
Faiz:Your mama.
Akmal:NO. They took our lands and our food supplies so we have to eat THIS CRAP EVERY DAY! So we just want--
Faiz:Your grandma.
Akmal: .......want our--
Faiz:Your happy-slappy grandpappy.
Akmal: OKAY, THAT'S IT. THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!
Faiz: Nothing. I just don't like you.
Akmal: WELL I HOPE YOU LIKE MY FIST UP YOUR--
Akram: Whooooaaaa,relax.
Akmal: OKAY. JAYSUS. A lot of my people died of starvation and those invaders camped exactly where we gather our food supplies.
Akram: Okay okay okay. So let me take a leap of faith here. You want us to go there, and kill every one of them?
Akmal: Yes.
Faiz: OIIIIINNNNNKKKKKKKK~!

Everyone looks at Faiz. -silence-

Faiz:Oops...Sorry. I do that when I'm very surprised.
Nizar:You want our help?Cough up some money cuz it ain't free.
Akmal: Money?What the crap is that?
Nizar: What about gold?
Akmal:Uhhh.....gold?
Nizar: OMFG THIS PLACE IS SUCH AN EPIC FAIL.
Faiz: What he meant was, what's in it for us?
Akmal: We won't kill you.
Faiz: Oh.... Fair enough.
Nizar: Okay i'm just curious. Why are you naked and hairy? I mean... I can see your eeky ding dong. Dosen't that bother you?
Akmal:No,not really.
Faiz: Haha he has a small ding dong.
Akmal: Oh really?
Faiz: Yeah I bet your wife don't feel a thang. Sad.
Akmal: That's not what your mom said last night.
Faiz: ......WHAT THE HELL?
Akram: So where is this camp?
Akmal: Up north. 17 hours of walking.
Faiz: What the hell,man? Why do we have to walk? Don't you have like horses or something?
Akmal: We ate our horses o.O
Faiz: Great......
Nizar: And you better not faint this time,Faiz.I don't want to carry you again for 8 hours like last time. I can hardly breathe.
Faiz: Dude you really need to work on your stamina. You're weak.
Nizar: I'm not the one who faint after 5 minutes of walking -_-'
Faiz: Yeah. Laugh it up. Laugh it up. My time will come.
Nizar: Whatever.
Akram:Uhh guys.... Group meeting for a second.

Akram,Nizar and Faiz formed a circle and talked it out. After a few minutes, Akram confront Akmal.

Akram: Okay. We've decided to help you,on one condition.
Akmal: And that is....?
Akram: You must come with us. If Faiz faints, you must carry him.
Akmal: Fine ¬_¬
Faiz: YAY ^^!
Akram: Okay. We'll leave tommorrow. Give us time to gear up. You can lead the way.
Akmal: Sure. I know this place like the back of my hand.

The next day,at dawn.

Akmal: You guys ready??
Akram: Yeah!
Faiz: HELL YEAH!
Nizar: What o.o?
Akmal: Okay. It's GO-TIME!

[crickets]

Akmal: Uhhh....Which way is North o.O?
Akram,Faiz & Nizar: FAAAAIIIILLLLLLLLLLL.




TO BE CONTINUED....