Chapter Two:Crash

Inside the ship.

Faiz:Ohhh mannn.I cant take this shit any longer.Are we there yet?
Akram:No.
Faiz:How bout now?
Akram:No.
Faiz:How bout now?
Akram:No.
Faiz:Now?
Akram:Shut up.

The captain came out of the cabin.

Aisyah:I have some bad news which might give a shock to you all.
Nizar:Hah!Lay it on me,ho.Nothing in this world can scare me.
Aisyah:Well we are completely lost.And we're almost out of ration.We've only enough ration for a six day trip.And it's been eight days now,if you guys hadnt noticed.If my calculation is right,we've only got 2 days left to find the island.Or it's no food for us.
Nizar: ...
Nizar:NOOOOOO!IM GONNA STARRRRVVVEEEEEEEEE!
Faiz:JESUS CHRIST,MAN!
Akram:Eh?What did you just say?
Faiz:I SAID JESUS CHRIST MAN!WE'RE GOING TO STARVE!
Akram:What in the fuck does that mean?
Faiz:I dont know.It just came out of my mouth for no apparent reason.

Up at the watchtower.

Muzzy:Hello.I wonder what's that thing on the horizon.

Muzzy took out his scope.He saw an Ice Berg.His voice begins to shake.

Muzzy:C-c-c-cap-cap-captain!
Aisyah:What did you see,my boy?
Muzzy:*SCREAMS* ICE BERG STRAIGHT AHEAD~!
Aisyah:What tha fuck?
Aisyah:ALL HANDS ON DECK!HARD-A-STARBOARD!LOOSEN THE SAILS!EVERYONE,TO YOUR STATIONS!

Everyone started to panic and looked at each other.

Akram:Wait.What are we supposed to do?There are only five of us.Plus I dont know how to navigate a ship.Im not that sailor kind type of guy.
Faiz:Me too.
Nizar:Me three.

(Crickets)

Aisyah: ...God help us -_-
Aisyah:Hold on tight!

While everyone was holding a pole with all their might,Faiz was busy eating the rations.

Akram:What the--?HOW CAN YOU STILL BE EATING AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!
Faiz:This might be the last *scrunch* food im going to eat!I dont know *gulp,scrunch* if we're going to survive this!

He eats greedily.And he picked up a bucket filled with water on the floor and starting to drink it.

Faiz:*gulp,gulp*
Nizar:Oh my fucking god.Dude,do you actually know what your drinking?
Faiz:*gulp,gulp* No,what? *gulp,gulp*
Nizar:That bucket is for spitting.So your drinking other people's spits.
Faiz:BLAUGGHH!!!*Pukes*

They came nearer to the ice berg.

Aisyah:HERE IT COMEESSSS!!
Akram,Nizar,Faiz:HOLY SHHHHIIIII--

CRASH!KAPEWLABOW!!!

To be Continued...