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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Chapter Three:Lost.

Near the coast.

Akram:Ohhh maannnnn...My head...
Akram:I wonder what happenned...

Akram spotted Faiz on top of Nizar.Their both unconcious.

Akram:Wake up.Hey wake up.*slaps*
Faiz:Ow!Sheesh man.I was dreaming that I was eating a roasted turkey.
Nizar:Ugghhhh...My head...Where are we?
Akram:I have no idea.
Nizar:Where are the others?
Faiz:Oh my god...You guys might wanna see this.

Faiz pointed at something near the rocks.Akram and Nizar couldn't see it clearly.So they went closer and realised that it was the captain.Her head was splattered all over the rocks.And her brains was coming out of her head like ooze.And muzzy was spotted near the coconut tree.His head must've bumped the coconut tree and all the coconuts fell and crushed his head to bits.

Akram:Shiiiitttt.What a mess.
Faiz:So what are we going to do now?
Nizar:Im starving.How about we feast on the corpses?The fat one looks delicious *points at muzzy*
Akram:Good idea.

So they gathered firewood near the jungle.Nizar skinned both of them with his knife.Then,Faiz started roasting them.

Faiz:Dinner's ready!

They feasted on their flesh.

Nizar:Mmmm...That was good.
Akram:Okay is it just me,or do I feel like someone is watching us in the jungle.
Faiz:Well I dont see anyone there *looks at the jungle*
Nizar:Thats because their not there.Their up at the trees. *points*

They saw a group of naked human.Their bodies are full with hair.Their eyes watching fiercely at them.

Faiz:*Looks up* Oh.
Faiz:I think this is the time when we should be running.
Nizar:I say we stand and fight!
Akram:Are you fucking nuts?We lost our weapon when we were drowning in the sea.
Nizar:Shiiiiiiiiiiittttt.
Nizar:I still got my knife though.
Akram:Okay those guys are huge.You expect to kill them with that little knife?
Nizar:Hmmm good point.

Those creatures jumped off the tree and starts running towards them.

Akram:ENOUGH TALK!RUN RUNNNNNNN!!!

They started running.But those creatures was faster.

Nizar:DAMN THESE NIGGAS ARE FAST!
Faiz:*pant pant* I CANT *pant pant* KEEP UP!
Akram:CMON!YOU CAN DO IT,BABY BOY!

Unfortunately,they have caught Faiz.

Faiz:AHHH SHIIITT!GO ON WITHOUT ME!RUN!
Akram:YEAH THE HELL WE WILL.
Faiz:WAIT! I WAS KIDDING!I WAS TRYING TO SOUND HEROIC!COME BAAAAAACK!
Nizar:I knew he was going to say that.

The wierd human-like creatures knocked Faiz's head on the ground.Faiz passed out.

Akram:Oh you sons of a bitches are so dead!NO ONE DOES THAT TO MY MATE!

Akram punched one of them.And all of them started piling him and knocked him stone cold.

Nizar:*Stuttering* Hey g-g-guys.Can we settle this like gentlemens?I mean,t-t-there is n-n-no need for violence.

One of them came up front to Nizar and kicked him at the nuts.

Nizar:OOF!JESUS CHRISSSSTTTTTTTT!!!
Nizar:* in pain* That.........Was dirty.......*passed out*

The creatures started the roar and pounding their chests like Tarzan.They picked up their bodies and brought them back to the village.What will happen to our brave heroes??



To be Continued....

1 comments:

HAYA Akhir said...

U guys r so carnivorous... N i always wanted to see the expression of Nizar when his nuts are kicked... ;-P