Chapter One:A voyage to the LadeeDa Isle

In the year of 213,564 B.C(before caesar)

Once upon a time,in a small village,there lived our three adventurers.Akram the Human from the West,Nizar the Orc from the Middle East,and Faiz the Pig from the Middle of Nowhere.Akram,an expert swordsman.Nizar,a brutal warrior.And Faiz...Well,no comment.Our tale starts when Faiz,was shitting in the forest.

Faiz:Ohh yeahh baby.Thats a big one.Owhhhh.*farts*Oh boy here it comes!!!AHHHH!

A big poop about the size of 15 curex come out of his dirty ass.Suddenly,an Imperial guard passed by.

Guard:Oi!No shitting at the forest!Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.
Faiz:Ah shut up,you marxist bastard.I dont even have a penny on me.
Guard:Then pay with your blood!

The guard draws out his sword.Faiz shitted in his pants.His legs was shaking.And then,out came Nizar from the middle of nowhere,sliced the guard's head off with a giant war axe.

Nizar:YEAAAARRRRGGHHHHH!!!
Guard:Blaburbraburburururb..(Dies)

Nizar looks at Faiz.

Nizar:Blimey,thats one big shit.
Faiz:What do you expect?I've been holding it for 3 months now.
Nizar:Why didnt you just shit at the safehouse?
Faiz:Yeah right,like the toilet drain was big enough to flush my shit.
Nizar:Good point.

After they buried the dead body,they went back to the safehouse.When they arrived,they saw Akram,who was reading a letter from the King.

Akram:Hey you bunch of low-lives.Pack all your stuff.The king ordered us to look for survivors at a mysterious Island.They hadnt return after scouting around the island.
Faiz:Oh for crying out loud.Couldn't they find someone els--
Akram:The king offered us 50,000 gold and 5 prostitutes a year for the rest of our life if we go there and report back.

There was a quick silence.

Faiz & Nizar:THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE WATING FOR!?

They all packed their weapons and armors and rations.And then they went to the docks,waiting for the captain at the meeting place,who is 2 hours late.

Akram,Nizar,Faiz:*sigh*
Faiz:It's been nearly 2 hours now.IM HUNGRRRYYYY!!
Nizar:Shut up and wait,you greedy pig.
Faiz:Oho just because im a pig,dosent make me greedy,you greenish fiend.
Nizar:Why I oughta--

Then a girl came running towards them.And then stopped,to catch her breath.

????:Sorry im late,fellas.
Akram:Who are you?
Aisyah Mustapha:Why,Im the captain!My name is Aisyah Mustapha.The king ordered me to send you fine gentlemens to the so called ''Mysterious Island'' and return to report and claim my reward.50,000 gold and 5 manwhores a year,for the win?

Akram,Nizar and Faiz were surprised.They were expecting a captain to be more....Well,more.

Akram:Well im glad.Let me introduce ourselves.I am Akr--
Aisyah:Yeah I know your names.
Akram:O...kay.

Akram heard Faiz and Nizar was giggling at the back.

Akram:Shut up. -_-
Aisyah:Oh yeah!Is it okay if I bring my servant along?He can carry your luggages.Pretty useful.
Nizar:Sounds good.
Aisyah:Okay.
Aisyah:*screaming at the top of her lungs* YARR!COME DOWN E'RE U MISERABLE FAGGOT!

Then,a fat boy came running down the stairs.He thumbled off and landed on his head.

Muzzy:OW!EEK!YOW!AHH!ARRGGHHHH!

They all laugh except for Aisyah.

Aisyah:For once,can you be a bit more careful?
Muzzy:Sorry,miLady.Sniff Sniff.(Burst out crying)
Aisyah:*Whispers* He's a bit emotional.Try not taunting him a lot.
Faiz:Really?He's really that emotional?Let me give it a try.

Faiz walked up the muzzy and gave him a hand.

Muzzy:Thank you.
Faiz:Your welcome.

(crickets)

Faiz:You suck.
Muzzy:*CRIES OUT LOUD* WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Then,Faiz walks back to Aisyah.

Faiz:Oh im soooo gonna enjoy this.
Aisyah:Okay.This is going to be a three day journey.All aboard!Muzzy dont stand there like a bunch of lemons.Place the luggage into the ship!
Muzzy:Right away,ma'am.

The Journey Begins....






TO BE CONTINUED