Chapter Five:The Homosexual Ghost

On the other side of the village.

Faiz:*wakes up* Ahh what the fuuckk...My heaaaddddd.
Nizar:Finally you woke up.It's been an hour now.
Faiz:What the fuck?Shiiittt!Im tied up!
Nizar:Yeah I noticed.These guys aint shit,ya dig?
Faiz:I dig,homie.Aight,foo.I need to tell you something very important,aite.
Nizar:What,yo?Wait why the fuck are we talking like this?
Faiz:Im starving.
Nizar:Uh yeah like I never heard that one before.
Nizar:Ah I think I can reach my knife in my sleeve.Just a little more-- YES!GOT IT!
Faiz:Yippee~!Cut loose your rope.After that,help me cut loose mine.
Nizar:Chill.This will only take a few seconds.


Three hours later...

Nizar:DAMN THESE ROPES!
Faiz:FUCKING HURRY UP!
Nizar:*cuts loose* YES!IM FREE!
Faiz:Yeah shut up and untie me.
Nizar:*gets up* Haha adios,sucker.
Faiz:Wait,what the fuck?
Nizar:Na,just messin with ya.

Nizar unties faiz's rope.

Faiz:Lets get the fuck outta here!
Nizar:Yeah lets!

As they we're trying to sneak out of the village,Nizar accidently step on a twig.Which makes a slight noise.Then,the creatures came rushing towards them.

Faiz:Aw you fucking bafoon!RUNNNN!!!

They were running as fast as they could.Then,they spotted a dark cave.

Nizar:INTO THAT CAVE!

They went into the cave.But,the creatures seems to be afraid of it.They yelped,and ran away.

Faiz:Hah!What pussies.Afraid of a dark cave.
Nizar:I dont know.But I have a bad feeling about this.
Faiz:Who caaarresssssssss?We're still alive!And thats that.Lets go deeper.We might find some food in there.
Nizar:Okay.
Nizar:Stay close.
Faiz:Yeah yeah.

As they went deeper,it gets darker.Later on,Faiz realised that he got seperated with Nizar.

Faiz:Nizar?Niiiizzaaarrr?
Faiz:Okay man.This aint funny.Where are you?
Faiz:Niiiizzaaaaaarrr??
Faiz:WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUUUUU!?
Faiz:Man.This place give me the creeps.

Then,faiz smell a sweet aroma.

Faiz:*sniff sniff* Aw god that smells like--...That smells like...*saliva coming out of his mouth* COOOOOKIIIIEEESSSSSSS!!!!

Faiz rushed towards the smell like a warthog.

Faiz:Oink!OIIINNNKKK!

Then,he spotted a jar of cookies.

Faiz:Mmmmmm....Coookiesssss.*takes the jar of cookies*

He spotted a peice of paper.

Faiz:Eh,what the crap is this?''Belongs to Rafaee.Do NOT take.''
Faiz:Yeah like I give a shit.
Faiz:*eats* Damn these are delicious.

Then,he heard a voice behind him.He turned around,but no one was there.He heard the voice again.It sounded like a guy was masturbating.

???:Uhhhh....Uhhhhhhhhh~
???:I want to suck you dick.
Faiz:What the fuck?
Faiz:Where are you?SHOW YOURSELF!
Rafaee:I've been dead for centuries.And I love your cock.
Faiz:*screams* GHOST!COCKSUCKING GHOOOOSSSTTTT!

Faiz ran as fast as he could.But he ran into a dead end.

Faiz:*pant,pant* I think *pant,pant* I've lost him.

Then,he heard a voice right beside his ears.

Rafaee:I wanna stick my weener in your butt.
Faiz:AAHHHWHWHW!!!!!!!!SHOW YOURSELF!!!!

Then,a ghost appeared.He's wearing a white cloth and his hair was very long.His nails is long as tree branches.His teeth,as sharp as a walrus.He came nearer to Faiz.

Rafaee:Skoopidy-doop-doop-boo!
Faiz:HOLY SHIT!NIZAARR!WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUU!?
Faiz:*whimpers* Pleasseeeeee.Please!What do you want?
Rafaee:I want some cookies and a dick!
Faiz:You can take my cookies!BUT YOU WONT TAKE MY DICK!
Rafaee:I dont think you understand.I've been dead for centuries.So how do you think I feel?

[Circkets]

Faiz:What?
Rafaee:Everytime a person comes into this cave,I would take advantage of them.
Faiz:What?NO!NOOOOO!
Rafaee:Are you ready for my spooky cock?>:)
Faiz:NO!NOT THE SPOOKY COCK!
Rafaee:Prepare to feel centuries of penetration!
Faiz:HELL NO!NIZAR!HELP MEEE!

As he was trying to run,the ghost held Faiz's legs.And he fell down to the ground.The ghost pulled down his zip using his mouth.

Rafaee:Rawr.
Faiz:NO!NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Rafaee:It's raping timmmeee!
Faiz:No!NO!Dont stick that in there!NO!NOOOOO!Ah-- Hey,wait a second.Ah it's not all that bad.I dont feel anything.I dont feel anything at all!I think I might do a crossword puzzle.Yeaaahhhhhh.

Then,Nizar walks in.And spotted Faiz.

Nizar:WHAT THE -BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP-



Advice:Dont ever let anyone take advantage of you......Unless you want to :)



To Be Continued....