Back to our handsome,buffed and macho hero.
Who is about to....
RUMBLE!
The beasts unties Akram and brought him into the arena.
The Hairy Chief(Akmal) took out two spears and gave one to Akram so that it would be a fair fight.Other beasts are gathering around the arena,jumping and screaming which sounded like a donkey.
Akmal:Priya ook agh nugam ik!
Akram:I dont know what that means but im gonna KICK YOUR HAIRY ARSE *shows middle finger*
Akmal lunged towards Akram but Akram dives beside and gave him a big smack on the head with the backside of his spear.That dosent seem to affect him.
Akram: What the fuc--?
Akmal gave a single blow at Akram's chest and he nearly flew 6 feet away from Akmal.
Akram:*cough,cough* that was gay *cough*
Akmal: *laughs*
The other beasts was cheering.Akram got up and took up his spear.He threw it towards Akmal but he dodged it like matrix and it hit one of the audience.
Akmal:(WHAT THE FUCK?THAT'S MY GRANDMOTHER!NOW YOUR GONNA DIE!)
Akmal threw his spear towards Akram too but Akram dodged it as well and the spear hit one of the audience.
Akmal:(Oh my god...I KILLED MY OWN WIFE!)*kneels down and cries with his hands covering his face)
Akram took this chance.He charged towards Akmal and gave him a hard knee-up-to-the-jaw.
Akmal broke a few teeth and spits out blood.Now he was really pissed off.When Akmal was about to attack....
??????: STOP!
It grew quiet and both of them stopped fighting.Akram was surprised when he saw Nizar and Faiz behind a pale transparent looking man...who is floating on mid-air.
Faiz: Why the hell did you shout for?I WAS ENJOYING THE SHOW!
Rafaee:Yeah and watch your friend's balls get ripped?I dont think so.
The whole tribe grew silent and looked towards Rafaee.
Beast 1:(OUR GOD!HE'S BACK!)
Beast 2 :(NOT A MOMENT BUT TOO SOON!)
Rafaee:(You!) *points a finger Akmal*
Akmal:(Please if you would let me expla--)
Rafaee:(I told you there shall be no blood spilling on these grounds.YOU DIRTY CUR!)
Faiz and Nizar helped Akram up.
Faiz:You alright,mate?
Akram:I can manage.Who's that guy?
Nizar: ...Faiz's new pleasure toy..... *sulks*
Faiz:Shut the hell up,dude.
Akram:Whats going on?
Faiz:Nothing.He's just jealous cuz he didnt get penetrated by a rock hard dick.
Nizar:DID NOT!
Faiz:Lies.
Akram:Wtf?
The three heroes looked at Akmal,who is being lectured by Rafaee.They were talking in some weird language.
Faiz:Eh?He was talking english just now.Now he's talking like an indian.
Nizar: ............
Faiz:Omg are you done sulking?
Nizar: ......
Nizar:No.
Faiz:Retard.
Nizar:No your face.
Faiz:Gosh.When are you going to grow up?
Nizar:When are you going to grow a face?
Akram:Enough,you limp dick-fuckups.
Rafaee float towards the three of them.
Rafaee:Korjh poop lista mak na?
Akram:Lol wtf.
Rafaee:Oh sorry.You dont understand that language.Here,let me help.
Rafaee placed his hand on Akram's forehead and a small light appeared on Rafaee's palm.
Faiz & Nizar: Whoaaaaa.
Rafaee pulls back his hand.
Akram:(Aghhh.My head...)
Faiz:What?
Akram:(My head.I feel so dizzy)
Nizar:Dude,you sound like a retard.What the hell are you talking about?
Then,Rafaee did the same to Nizar and Faiz.
Nizar:(HOLY SHIT!IM TALKING LIKE A REAL INDIAN!THIS IS SO COOL!)
Faiz:(I thought you hated Indians.)
Nizar:(Well I do...But--Uhh...Ah to hell with you.)
Akram:(What did you just do?)
Rafaee:(Uhhh....I dont know how to explain it but...Oh you get the point.)
Akram:(Right.Now to have a few words with that big,old ape.)
Akram walks towards Akmal.
Akram:(Oi you hairy furball.Why did you want to fight with me?)
Akmal:(You've invaded our lands.This is our soil.Plus you pissed on our ancestors grave.)
Akram:(Pissed on your-- WHAT?I never did that,you fool.)
Akmal:(But that guy said--)
They both notices that Azlan has disappeared.
Akmal:(Wtf.)
Akram:(Oh I see.That guy must've told you that i've done bad things,right?)
Akmal:(Yes,you could say that.)
Akram:(God.If i ever see that guy again im gonna--)
Akmal:(Yeah yeah whatever.I bet you must be thirsty.)
Faiz:(Hungry too.)
Akmal:(Yeah that too.Come to my house and dine with me)
Akram,Nizar & Faiz:Sweet.
To be continued....
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Chapter Six:Misunderstanding
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